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The following pages discuss the four categories of playing an ocelot in Project Ocelot.

The Ocelot TankEdit

The Ocelot tank is based upon the ancient line of ocelot beefy-dudes, a little known organization of ocelot body-trainers affected in part by the rotation of Saturn when it drops to the third vibratory house.

The meaning of "tank" in this context is unknown, however the wise Glen Gary was heard to opine that the ocelot tank does "get it on with the best of them," and can even "shake it like a polaroid picture." Not a bad assesment for any class of player.

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For more information, see the Ocelot tank section here.

The Ocelot MageEdit

What more can be said about the ocelot mage that hasen't already been said? Short in stature, tall in power, narrow of purpose and wide of vision. And they do not travel with peasants and beggars. Still, staff in hand, they make a reasonably tart raising pie when called upon, and can also be counted on for a good knock-knock joke if pressed. Just make sure not to make any sudden movements around them, lest you tempt the hammer.

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